So i got some nice lesbians (and btw they are sooo hot =]) IM NOT A LESBO! and were buying tickets for the cruise. They said i can sleep with them... but noo hankyou..' im not in a child prostitutoin ring (once again thats Ta-Tas job) 

anyway we are on our way.. theres only gay guys and lesbian girls here so i wont e getting much action.. unlesss =]
nawwwww

these lesbians want to adopt me but ehh.. not in the mood.. anyway i only talk to the maskot (flyring penguin) and thats preeettty much all i get.. though all the way.. thats right!!!! we held hands =]

anyway im in love with a stripper and im ugly but hot ta teh same time (random much?)

going to antartica! with some over nice and a bit puishy lesbiansa!!!

      From the only straight one (other than the flying robot penguin),

                        Abigal     wiliamzzzzzz?

Ok so i left right before teh cops came and its wrking perfecttly... 

im on my way to the only place where its esier to sleep with a penguin thata hooker in las vegas..

thats right... ANTARTICA!

so my mom and her new husband (this scary little weasel whose always dressed in a suit) are meeting me at thier igloo but see teh only problem is..

they dont know im coming..


so ive decidded how im getting tehre.. so appatrently supstar lesbian rosie o'donald has a cruise that goes to alaska for lesbians and their children.. so ive ound a nice lesbian couple and im meetign them at the port..

this is ganna be  abast.. im ganna be the lesbian child everyone loves and the cruize slut everyone wats to stick thyre toung in!!=]
good thing this is a lesbian cruize! no im kidding thats Ta-Ta's ob


Any way when we start seeing fpolar bears im ganna jump overboard and ask for directions


  From a penguins new Hubby..

          Abigal     wiliamzzzzzz?

 Ok.. so for my taking over the house ive decided to do teh next room...


TEH BATHROOm..

so my dad with his enlarging prostate goes tehre every day all day..

but not for lomg..


I got some gasoline from this austrailian guy who keeps lookign at me liek he's ganna rape me.. but it's ok.... I don't mind =]

anyway i got that and welli already got the lighter..

so im ganna put the gasoline in the toilet.. flush it then throw in teh lighter...

AHHH CRAP!

obviously im an idiot and decided to blow it upo.. with me in it..

smoke alarms went off and the fir edepartmen tis coming..

WHAT AM I SAPPOSED TO SAY WHEN THEY NOTICE I KINDA.. SORTA BLEW UP MY TOILET?!

GO TIT!

i have gas..short and sweet and too teh point=]


From the girl with "gas"...

          Abigal     wiliamzzzzzz?

Ok so since i pretty much hate my whole family im running away and lately ive been planning my escape...



 So ive decided! I'm going to burn the house down.. one piece at a time!

So im sorry i havent written in a while i was gerounded for making my first move...


BURNING THE KITCHEN!

so i put mac and cheese in the oven with hotsause and tortilla bread on top... i told my dad to put it in for 4 hours and if said it was disguisting hes a racist cause it is a spanish delcasie...

hehe Poor nieve daddy....




so in 2 minutes the firemen came and hosed down teh kitchen..

everything is gone!





I will tell you whats next in a joke..




HOW DID HELEN KELLER LOSE HER VIRGINITY!? 

SHE LEFT THE PLUNGER IN THE TOILET!


(bukalabah bo booo!)




From the person sleeping in the oven for the next few weeks...

                               Abigal     wiliamzzzzzz?

So i had dinenr with my wjhole family.. yes my whole family

Dad... 7 wifes,... 26 and a half children..

the works!
so dads a mormon and loves each of his wives the same but no not his children.. he sends them off  to boarding school in Brazil..

and uhmm no i am NOT going..


im running away to antartica.. im bringing my penguin stuffed animal just incase i need to comunicate with the local residents (penguins)



but first im goingback to Idaho to see Ta-ta one last time...

her PIMP is picking her up and she said we could shave our heads when i come!

YESSS TEH NEXT BRITNEY SPEARS IS ABIGAIL WILLIAMZ!


anyway... 


         From the next britney Spears (except much sexier)...

                        Abigal     wiliamzzzzzz?

Well lucky for me ive finally seen the giant pack of condoms..

unfortunatly i have no one to try it on.. me so loonly...

well life with my daqd has been great.. kinda.. sorta.. in a way...

well i love him.. not loove him but love him in a daughter father sort of wayy..



well bye for now! Hanah Montana Marathon =]


     From the only person in Australia not using thier Condoms...
                    Abigal     wiliamzzzzzz?

Ok  so i landed in Australia about 2 hours ago.. and i got a taxi and i went to my sappossed dad's, sappossed house in the sappossed state of Australia...

So i went to the house and its a huge mansion... omg.. its amazing.. but theres people waiting outside so i got a little scared.. i dont know what my dad's name but i geuss it's Hilton beacuse thats the name on the sign.. so i walk in the door and theres a man in a suit.. it has to be him... hes got my cute emo smile.. i start to cry and run to him..

I told him im his daughter...








So now were waiting for the abulance.. He fainted and hit his head on a Kangaroo and yeah.. it didnt go well..

So now i'm in the ER hoping my dad will be ok....

Ta-Ta was right.. even with his head bleeding.. he's beautiful





        From (apparently)  Ms. Hilton... AKA...

                          Abigal     wiliamzzzzzz?

I couldn't write in the beggining of the flight beacuse apparently if you use anything electrical the gaurds beat you with a stick yelling TERRORIST TERRORISTT!!!


Its happened to me before and im not going to airpane jail.. again.. for the third time.. today 

well anyway i cant wait to see my daddy=] he always loved me.. even though he left us.. hasn't been answering my calls... and hadn't sent a post card in the last 2 years.. But i can feel the love=]

anyway teh stuertist keeps smilling and even though she's kinda cute (not a lesbian) i dotn wanan start anything. im prettier!

Last week i got into i fight with Seerreennahhh saying that im prettier and shes jealous.. i got salami in her cleavege.. ohh yes i can be mean..

but the nurse had to get it out.. it was stuck deep.. the wierd thing is..

i think she kinda liked it 0_o?
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                                 AZN much?

   From the terrorist of the day...
   
              Abigal     wiliamzzzzzz?

I am now on my way to the airport=]            

i used my lawyer moves to get me out of the jail (and the crying helped)

Unfortunitly Ta-Ta cant get out until she pays the money. and since she works for us for free.. thats not ganna work...


I went to go pick up Kitty and geuss wat she ate... THE WHOLE HOUSE! even my giant Paris Hilton Sculpture that when you press her boobs she screams "THATS HOTT!"

NEXT STOP!!! AUSTRALIA!

   From Australia's new bff...

                Abigal     wiliamzzzzzz?

If officialy the prettiest girl in the room =].. or cell=]

(but thats only beause im not sure if that "woman" has a pepe or not)

If ii was a lessbiann.. yummy=]

From the prettiest girl in the room...

   Abigal     wiliamzzzzzz?

Its been a whole hour.. and finally im out of jail...!

apparently they dont have alot of jailed people in Idaho ( i kno im supprized too!) so i got my trial about 10 minutes ago... i geuus that shoelace law.. was.. 7 years ago.. so im free! my hot sexy spanish nanny Ta-Ta picked me up an dnow we're going to have some lobster at Burger King

WoW...  I'm on my laptop looking at the pictures of Vanessa Anne Hudgens :-o  wshen a chipmuck started jacking off on top of my laptop..s eriously.. i thought it was kiiinda funny.. but seirously.. theres children in teh car!!

wait Ta-Ta is pissed.. she thinks im a lesbian.. ans once she saw you staring at Reba MacEntire going.. "yes... oh yes"  theres pretty mich no way convincing her that your not... well mayeb i am?...

NAHHH! 

now the chipmunk is trying to eat soem nuts.. and noo nut the acorn kind =].. TA-TA GET AWAY FROM HIM! SWERVE SWERVVEE!

    Geuss who got a free from jail pass in The great game of MOnopoly?.. thats right...,

                             Abigal     wiliamzzzzzz?                           

Hey im abigail williamzz.....

            today (while i was partying like a rockstar) i totaly tripped on my face! See what had happened was.. was that i was sing my number one song (Kitty-kitty Bang-Gang) and then i saw a puppy.. not my puppy anotha one.. so this puppy was like.. omfg its a puppy puppy,,, ya know?

well anyway this puppy was secretly G-d in disguise so it bit my shoelace.. G-d told me that my shoelace was the devil so i burned it! unfortunitly.. in Idaho.. theres a law about burning shoelace's... so.. im writing from jail today 


i'm about to cry...
   Not the bad crying that makes me look emo.. the cute crying you see britney spears do.. wait.. Britney Spears and cute in the same sentance.. wtf?!



          From your favorite B-E-AUTIFUL prizinerr,
              
               Abigal     wiliamzzzzzz?